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The emperor of Manchuko (the "Last Emperor") visited Japan. It was customary to travel by sea to Yokohama, and to take a special train to Tokyo Station. The special arrangement was that the Japanese emperor himself was to greet the Manchuko emperor on the platform. A red carpet was set where the emperor's carriage door would stop, amid their national anthem would be being played by an army band on the platform. A very nice arrangement.

Now, a very experienced loco operator was chosen for the job and told to do two things at once, (i) the train must stop exactly where the emperor's door would be at the red carpet spot, and (ii) the train must stop when there would be 30 seconds of the national anthem still left to be played.  Back then, this sort of order was absolute; no excuse.

He made it. He stopped the train exactly where and when he was told to, and fell unconscious on the loco floor. (I wonder the same thing is still happening in North Korea today.)

I will become a patissier, God willing.

by tuasfait on Mon Nov 7th, 2005 at 09:21:15 PM EST
That poor engineer - I wonder whether he lived to see Chaplin's "The Great Dictator", and in it the Dictator of Bacteria arrival scene...

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Tue Nov 8th, 2005 at 01:39:01 PM EST
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