What amazing, outstanding and totally nutty ideas we overevolved apes have come up with over the years.
If only my father was ready to accept the Internet, what fun he would have. Eats cheroots and leaves.
It's never too late - I had an aunt who'd say every time we met over the last 15 years that computers are over her head, she's too old for this - and now does bookkeeping on one and surfs around for news, material and holiday destinations... *Lunatic*, n. One whose delusions are out of fashion.