Falafel is a tell tale sign of imminent social decline.
You know like O'Reily and the Falafel that drove him to say dirty, dirty things. As we all know if only Mr. O'Reilly had not had contact with this hussie food from the Middle East he wouldn't have been driven to falaphilia. And I'll give my consent to any government that does not deny a man a living wage-Billy Bragg