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While I've spent a lot of time in France, mostly in short stints (what happens when you live a couple km from the border), I haven't spent much time in Paris, just a few trips. My most recent one was back about five or six years ago. We had two great food experiences. One was buying tons of great cheese and butter (raw milk butter - yum!) at a few specialty shops, and stuffing ourselves at our rented studio. Cheap and good. The second was figuring out the best high end price/quality ration place we could find. It was some tiny, cramped, run down place in an outer working class arrondissement - no point in remembering the name since a year or two later the chef left for one of those super expensive three stars. In any case though, the food was of three star quality for about $150 for two - not cheap but great value. The service was very good but none of them spoke any English. The table next to ours had three American woman in Paris on business, they spoke no French. I watched the ordering with amusement, particularly when one asked about the riz de veau (sweetbreads - i.e. pancreas and thymus). The waiter explained 'leetle mooo.' Friend of woman - aah, probably some rice and veal dish. I struggled to keep a straight face  and chose not to enlighten them.  My girlfriend was away at the bathroom, when she came back and I told her what happened she accused me of being mean - but with a smile on her face. She agreed that well prepared sweetbreads are a wonderful thing to discover. Unfortunately when the American woman got the dish she figured out that whatever it was, it wasn't normal meat and pushed it away in disgust. Average Americans are so conservative about food - my local wine shop owner still thinks of me as the guy with a sick taste in food because I once mentioned I was making tripe - the perfect winter comfort food.
by MarekNYC on Sat Jan 14th, 2006 at 04:46:08 PM EST
It's not spelt "riz" though, but "ris". So in writing it should be clear(er) that it's something else... But yes it was a bit mean of you to have a perfectly good plate of ris wasted!

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Sat Jan 14th, 2006 at 05:05:08 PM EST
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Haha.  Your story reminds me of David Sedaris... "Are them the thoughts of cows?"

I do think the average American is becoming more adventurous and discriminating about food.  At least, they've come a long way in the last 20 years.  Being a "foodie" is a status symbol, the Food Network and PBS cooking shows are extremely popular, and chain grocery stores are carrying more gourmet and ethnic foods.  It's not Europe, but there has been a backlash to the pre-packaged, fast food culture.  At least among those who can afford to eat anything else.

But tripe?  I like a lot of funky stuff, but tripe is definately an acquired taste...

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

by p------- on Sat Jan 14th, 2006 at 05:13:22 PM EST
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It's an old joke actually, I've seen a similar scene in a French movie twenty years ago; sometimes, reality is stranger than fiction.

And yes, it also reminds me of David Sedaris, especially Picka Pocketoni

Europeans think a hundred miles is a long way. Americans think a hundred years is a long time.

by Bernard on Sat Jan 14th, 2006 at 05:57:01 PM EST
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Not about waiters but linked to your "riz de veau".....

On my first and last ordinary package tour to Spain I foolishly got a full board deal so had one or two meals at the hotel a day. Fortunately it catered for a variety of nationalities so I could pretend to be German is needs be. The resturant used to post its menus in Spanish, German, French and English. One day they had pineapple on the menu but did not translate it from the French into English. Consequently I overheard a woman from the north of England exclaim loudly "ooooh look, they've got bananas on the menu and they've missed off the B"  

by Londonbear on Sat Jan 14th, 2006 at 11:01:36 PM EST
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