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Good morning everyone!

This just in from the French prime minister's office:

  • unemployment has been erradicated
  • Paris has soldily petitioned the Olympic Committee and London has been dethroned
  • the budget deficit has left, overnight, it was last seen taking a bus towards the Andorran border

Hey about erradication, here's my daily bar trivia. My dad had his wallet stolen in Tachkent, Uzbekistan (this would have been in 1993), and went to the police station to declare the theft. The police head at the station looked at him with eyes filled with astonishment and said: "that's impossible, crime has been erradicated". I'm not making this up, guys.
by Alex in Toulouse on Mon Jan 2nd, 2006 at 04:16:59 AM EST
Well, in a country where the president/dictator has made a bust of his facade in gold, which was then placed on a pedestal that slowly rotates on its axis to track down the motion of the sun so the bust is never in the shade, hey, I'm not surprised...
by Nomad on Mon Jan 2nd, 2006 at 07:01:01 AM EST
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Actually, that statue is in Turkmenistan. I went there once, and did get to climb in the statue (built, like the gigantic presidential palace and the equally gigantic - and empty congress palace across the square, by Bouygues of France)...

Turkmenistan is crazy dangerous. Uzbekistan is scary dangerous.

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes

by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Mon Jan 2nd, 2006 at 07:17:36 AM EST
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Another story from the Uzbekistan days (my parents were stationed there for 3 years - but I wasn't with them anymore, I only visited them there during summer/winter holidays): Islam Karimov, the Uzbek dude, is a fan of tennis. So much of a fan that he went about organising an ATP tournament event in Tashkent (called: "the President's Cup"). He got a costly 3000 seat stadium built, managed to get some players to come (few top seeds). But, tickets were unaffordable for the masses, so he and his cronies/buddies ended up being the only ones, bar some exceptions, to watch the event.
by Alex in Toulouse on Mon Jan 2nd, 2006 at 08:04:03 AM EST
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All those -stan countries with their dictatorships... It's hard to differentiate, but I slipped on this one. Thanks for correcting.

Alas, alas. And Samarkand's domes are waiting in the sun... Oh, woe me.

I'm building a personal dataset to keep up with the nations of the world and how they are progressing. Hadn't reached Central Asia yet.

Say, on this raking thing , is there something above "crazy dangerous" or is that the highest rank a dictator can aspire for? Just wondering... Is Turkmenistan upped? How about North Korea?

by Nomad on Mon Jan 2nd, 2006 at 08:53:30 AM EST
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