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5 myths about italy
  1. la bella vita is as good as it looks to a tourist
  2. beauty is everything
  3. with a full stomach, we can outlive governmental folly
  4. san remo music festival is about music
  5. charm is an adequate substitute for efficiency

5 myths about england
  1. orwell was kidding
  2. alcohol brings out bonhomie (word has no translation in english, nuff said)
  3. with enough great tv, the weather doesn't matter
  4. cameron is cool
  5. the labour party is on 'our' side

snark...

come on folks, answer wchurchill, what are the myths that sustain your 'national identity'?

great diary, btw!

and thanks for jerome for sparking it, can't wait for the sequels!

~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Thu Dec 7th, 2006 at 04:22:44 AM EST
  1. "Nos ancêtres les Gaulois" (all French citizens are the same, whatever their actual origins)

  2. The French invented liberté, égalité, fraternité and qualité de vivre and bring them to the world (not these upstart Americans)

  3. My privileges are fair compensation; others' privileges must be eliminated in the name of equality (we all love to be a little bit more equal than others);

  4. Decentralisation must be run from Paris;

  5. The French love to tell this joke "Others think they are the best. The French know they are the best" and then explain what's wrong with France. They're the best at that too.


In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Thu Dec 7th, 2006 at 10:54:42 AM EST
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More cultural myths/popular standpoints:

  • "Impossible n'est pas Français", or nothing is impossible when you're French.

  • Our movies may always end sadly, have mediocre actors, and have ordinary life scenarios, they're nevertheless far better than any movie the Americans will ever produce.

  • We didn't really lose WWII (the referee should have red-carded Hitler for not playing fair).

  • Fast food is sacrilegious, but lousy ham and butter sandwiches served in a filthy brasserie are the best thing in the world.
by glomp on Thu Dec 7th, 2006 at 01:51:32 PM EST
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Also:

"On a pas de pétrole mais on a des idées"/(We don't have oil, we have ideas);

"Champions du Monde des matchs amicaux" /World Champion in International Friendlies (no longer operative after 1998);

"La révolution est comme une bicyclette : quand elle n'avance plus, elle tombe." "Eddy Mercx!"..."Non, Che Guevara"

Competing myth from the right, dating from the Revolution forward (they never seem to come up with new, creative ways of expressing their disappointment with progress):

"La France dans la spirale du déclin"/The inexorable

Fai de bèn a Bertrand, te lou rendra en cagant

by redstar on Thu Dec 7th, 2006 at 02:17:48 PM EST
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oops forgot to finish last phrase...should read The inexorable decline of France.

Fai de bèn a Bertrand, te lou rendra en cagant
by redstar on Thu Dec 7th, 2006 at 02:21:03 PM EST
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Germany:

  1. We are the cleanest, richest, most educated, most technologically developed people on Earth, and They want to take it away from us.

  2. Our cities are dirty, our economy collapses, our schools are failing, our R&D is killed, and we should copy how they do it abroad. (1. and 2. can be held by the same person -- really schisophrenic.)

  3. If you tidy up your home and workplace, you tidy up your country.

  4. Nie wieder Auschwitz (/nie wieder Krieg) [never again Auschwitz (/never again war)].

  5. Wunder von Bern [West German World Cup victory 1954]/Nationalelf [national football team]/Fußball [football].


*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Thu Dec 7th, 2006 at 01:28:08 PM EST
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The German national identity can be put in one short sentence:

Our church are our forests.

The essence of Englishness is to enjoy a luke warm cup of tea from a thermos in a damp car parked on Beachy Head whilst staring into the mist on a cold, windy November day.



"The USA appears destined by fate to plague America with misery in the name of liberty." Simon Bolivar, Caracas, 1819

by Ritter on Fri Dec 8th, 2006 at 03:49:57 PM EST
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The American ideology functions on the 'drop another nickel' principle: Game over - try again.



"The USA appears destined by fate to plague America with misery in the name of liberty." Simon Bolivar, Caracas, 1819

by Ritter on Fri Dec 8th, 2006 at 03:59:18 PM EST
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The country will retreat into the Alpine bunkers and survive.



"The USA appears destined by fate to plague America with misery in the name of liberty." Simon Bolivar, Caracas, 1819

by Ritter on Fri Dec 8th, 2006 at 04:09:49 PM EST
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It takes constant work and compromise to keep the levees in good order.



"The USA appears destined by fate to plague America with misery in the name of liberty." Simon Bolivar, Caracas, 1819

by Ritter on Fri Dec 8th, 2006 at 04:26:25 PM EST
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Our church are our forests.

Very true. (Brings back memories of many walks. In woods full of other walkers.)

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.

by DoDo on Fri Dec 8th, 2006 at 04:58:08 PM EST
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German forests have no underbrush (unlike in Italy, Spain, and other Mediterranean countries.) and the trees give the impression of being columns and the canopy adds to the gothic church feeling. The German forest are open - unlike a jungle forest which is closed and impenetrable. The contrast of person vs huge trees creates a churchlike atmosphere of awe and of sacrality. The trees are standing in a regular order and can be seen in their individuality - they don't appear to be chaotic.

Mind you that the Greens got into parliament when the German people discovered that the forests were dying due to acid rain. One could also argue that the German political parties became very ecologically minded because of the threat to the forest - and this includes the conservative parties.

Germans are still pagans who worship trees.



"The USA appears destined by fate to plague America with misery in the name of liberty." Simon Bolivar, Caracas, 1819

by Ritter on Fri Dec 8th, 2006 at 07:05:57 PM EST
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German forests have no underbrush

Hmmmm, you must have walked in forests in only a part of Germany! In the Taunus, the Vogelsberg, the Spessart, the Hunsrück, the Odenwald, and a couple of others, I encountered plenty of underbrush in parts of the forest. It depends on the age and the type of the trees planted.

But when the forest is older, and especially if it is beech, it is indeed as you describe. In particular when, as your photo, there is fog. I made that experience on only three trips when there (out of maybe fifty), but those were memorable.

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.

by DoDo on Fri Dec 8th, 2006 at 07:16:54 PM EST
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Hmmh. Forests, German Ideology, Sacrality of the German Forest, paganism... It ain't only the Greens that came with those themes - as anyone familiar with the author the diarist is presumably referring to would know (we're not talking Marx). I'm not even sure if they apply to the Greens that much. Die Gruenen managed to create an environmentalist discourse pretty thoroughly cleansed of the older Konservativ-National/Voelkisch one of Kulturlandschaft.
by MarekNYC on Fri Dec 8th, 2006 at 07:17:26 PM EST
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Admittedly, there is the nationalist-conservative-völkisch thoughtr behind the myth of the German forest, which was heavily utilised by the Third Reich. But I think there is more to it, and it is a living myth beyond the conservative-nationalist mindset. Here is a relevant article (in German).

On a broader note, I participated in this subthread in the mindset of uncovering subconscious assumptions and beliefs correlated with nationalisms (in my sense, as imagined communities). But, of course, (1) all of these myths are internalised by different subsets of adherents of one nation, and to different extent, (2) to some extent, all of these myths have counterparts in other nationalisms. To extend the latter, I'd say there are several myths that are central to one nationalism that are almost universal among nationalisms, but not recognised as such. Say, "united we are great, disunity aways led to our fall", and the connected "we are a very divided people".

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.

by DoDo on Sat Dec 9th, 2006 at 08:36:47 AM EST
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The first guy who talked about the Germans as forest people was Tacitus in 96. He depicted the wood people very much as 'noble barbarians' and used it to mirror the, in his view, morally corrupted and feable minded Roman city dwellers' lifestyle (mores).

German romanticism breaks with the classic view, also expressed by Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream, that the forest is a ex-urbe place of condamnation and chaos.

The German working class movement sees the forest as a place of gaining social strength through personal interaction and sports (in corpore sano...) as shown in the film "Kuhle Wampe".

The Nazis mystify the nordic wood and interprete the free standing rows of orderly assembled trees as a symbol of military marching columns of soldiers.

A lot of things could be said about the forest scene of Siegfried in the Nibelungen, or more recently some Greens activists chaining themselves to trees to stop the construction of new runways at Frankfurt airport (see: tree huggers).

So, DoDO pretty much nails it when he says:

But, of course, (1) all of these myths are internalised by different subsets of adherents of one nation, and to different extent, (2) to some extent, all of these myths have counterparts in other nationalisms.



"The USA appears destined by fate to plague America with misery in the name of liberty." Simon Bolivar, Caracas, 1819

by Ritter on Sat Dec 9th, 2006 at 11:33:54 AM EST
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Odenwald just as I remember it:



*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.

by DoDo on Fri Dec 8th, 2006 at 07:25:49 PM EST
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I like that very much.  

Wish it were true here.  

The Fates are kind.

by Gaianne on Sat Dec 9th, 2006 at 05:51:18 AM EST
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Hungary:

  1. 'We' are not the Balkans, 'we' are the last bastion of civilised Europe.

  2. 'We' are the biggest losers of history. (It's in the national anthem, written before WWI and WWII and 1956.) But 'we' are rebellious.

  3. 'We' are the most intelligent/creative/educateed people in the world.

  4. 'We' are hospitable.

  5. Food from other countries tastes like nothing.

(I'd say every singe of these is at least a misconception.)

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Thu Dec 7th, 2006 at 01:35:52 PM EST
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