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Oh yes, that article on Philippe Douste-Blazy is priceless. Well, it's scary and shameful that we are represented by such an incompetent, lightweight, pompous ignoramus, but reading is in such explicit terms in a two page spread in the major serious paper of the country is quite something...

Again, I quoted this when it happened back in September, but it's worth printing again:


Douste-Blazy was visiting the new Yad Vashem museum in Jerusalem. While looking at a map of Europe showing the number of Jews living in each country before and after the Holocaust, he asked:

"Were there no Jews killed in England?"

"But, Minister, England was not occupied by the Nazis!" (replied the appalled curator)

"But no Jews were expelled from England?" insisted Douste-Blazy.

Of course, with Chirac avoiding domestic issues as much as possible and Villepin, a former diplomat and Minister for Foreign Affairs, Douste-Blazy is not really a powerful figure, but it's still pretty pathetic.


In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes

by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 06:08:33 AM EST
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Where in the world did they get this guy from? (Toulouse, apparently, but isn't there anyone else in the UMP? Or is this a case of Villepin wanting to overshadow his minister of foreign affairs from Matignon?)
A few months ago, Condoleeza Rice called his office. The President's advisor had gatherer all their counterparts and wished to talk to Philippe Douste-Blazy. It was a Friday. The Minister was at his Toulouse constituency. Without a translator or a diplomatic advisor by his side. According to diplomatic sources, the ministry, to Washington's great surprise, preferred to tell the American to call again after the weekend.
Yeah, right, can't find an English-French interpreter in Toulouse. Right.

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 06:21:46 AM EST
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Philippe Douste-Blazy, god save us all, was once the mayor of Toulouse. How the only large city in France, a city inside a largely rural region, in which the Greens have gotten a better score than the Far Right (FN) in the last regional elections, and in which thousands of 1936 Spanish Civil war descendants live, can consistantly elect right-wing mayors should be a mystery. But it's actually simple in my mind: Toulouse has a huge student population (105,000 out of a pop of 300,000 in the town center), and students are generally too lazy to register for municipal voting, as a majority of them stay for 1-3 years only (I mean to say by this that they consider themselves as transiting). That's the way I see it anyhow. Students are known to wear Che Guevara tee-shirts, have long hair, and smoke joints. Definitely not a majority of wingnuts anyhow.

PDB is also known to have trashed a hotel room with his girlfriend recently.

by Alex in Toulouse on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 06:42:08 AM EST
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That article is excellent Jérôme, juste finished reading it now. I love PDB's nickname: "Mickey d'Orsay", which for non-French readers is a pun on the pronounciation of the "-key" part in "Mickey", as the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is located in Paris in the "Quai d'Orsay" ("quai" being pronounced close to the "-key" in "Mickey").
by Alex in Toulouse on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 06:53:54 AM EST
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I like the old one they use in Le Canard, not mentioned in that article: Dou-Dou Bla Bla. ("sweety tweety" or "sweety bore" could be a translation...)

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:02:21 AM EST
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How can a person like PBE pass through all the French elite schools and still be this retarded? How could he even enter them?

Might your schools focus a bit too much on mathematics and a bit too little on common sense?

Peak oil is not an energy crisis. It is a liquid fuel crisis.

by Starvid (arvid.hallen at gmail.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:46:44 AM EST
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He did not go through the elite schools, he's a doctor...

<ducks the tomatoes and medical knives>

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes

by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:52:48 AM EST
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Elitist!

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:53:40 AM EST
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I am not ashamed of what I am.

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:55:52 AM EST
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Ah. There we have the explanation.

But still, Villepin put him where he is today, and Villepin went through the schools. I guess being elite is no guarantee against being a bastard.

Peak oil is not an energy crisis. It is a liquid fuel crisis.

by Starvid (arvid.hallen at gmail.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:54:57 AM EST
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Not Villepin, Chirac. And he was put up there as part of Chirac's divide and rule tactics on the right. Douste was put forward each time to piss off another rival on the right (not the same time on various occasions).

Better have a non-entity you think you can control than an ambitious, and possibly competent, rival building up experience...

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes

by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:57:52 AM EST
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That sounds very much like the Swedish court politics, where pm Göran Persson only make incompetent people without internal party support ministers, so he should be able to control (and bully (yes really)) them more easily.

Of course this means that when Persson resigns the Social democrats will be racked by vicious internal fights and the Swedish right will have a field day. :)

Anyways I thought things would be better in France where everyone in a position of power have gone through elite schools and hopefully would have been instilled with a spirit of humbleness and patriotism. Wrong obviously.

Sometimes I feel the "servant" in "civil servant" should be a lot more emphasised. :/

Peak oil is not an energy crisis. It is a liquid fuel crisis.

by Starvid (arvid.hallen at gmail.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:06:58 AM EST
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have gone through elite schools and hopefully would have been instilled with a spirit of humbleness
Er...

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:09:54 AM EST
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It seems I might have missed something rather vital on the subject of the French school system. ;)

Peak oil is not an energy crisis. It is a liquid fuel crisis.
by Starvid (arvid.hallen at gmail.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:15:19 AM EST
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Were you around for this diary?

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:18:02 AM EST
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I mean, this one.

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:19:21 AM EST
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What diary? The one Jerome wrote of the French "great schools"?

If so, yes, I checked it superficially. But do you mean they have these elite schools without telling the students (over and over again) they are privileged servants whose mission is to serve the People and the State (with capital letters)?

Not showering them in that kind of patriotic propaganda seems like a recipe for disaster.

Peak oil is not an energy crisis. It is a liquid fuel crisis.

by Starvid (arvid.hallen at gmail.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:23:55 AM EST
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But the brutally competitive selection process and the elite ethos is incompatible with humility.

To me it is reminiscent of what goes on in Spanish engineering schools (especially at the Madrid Polytechnic University). Students moan and groan their way through the first three courses and few make it (many drop out after years without making it beyond first-year classes) but by the time they make it to the 4th-year classes they extol the virtues of the selection system and the "prestige" it confers on graduates. They feel like insiders now.

Maybe the French grandes ecoles do a better job since their stated purpose is to form technocrats to runthe state, but I doubt it.

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper

by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:28:25 AM EST
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But the brutally competitive selection process and the elite ethos is incompatible with humility.

It used to be compatible (and it still is to some extent) because there are values passed on by the system that made it so.

These values are undermined by the lure of lots of money that the elites can make in our current economic system.

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes

by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:44:11 AM EST
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Being elite is a guarantee of being a bastard, especially going through gruelling selection processes designed to turn you into a bastard.

If you end up not becoming a bastard you drop out of the elite, like Jerome here.

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper

by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:00:47 AM EST
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You are being a bit harsh and unfair. (But maybe it depends what you call the "elite" here - the top 30 students each year in the top "Corps", the several hundred polytechniciens and énarques each year, or the few thousand graduates of the top engineering and business schools?

If the first, I was not part of it. They are brilliant people all of them. Sometimes they are so arrogant that they lose touch with reality, but they are all really brilliant. A number of them do have, still today, a strogn ethos of serice. They are less visible than those that do not.

The second category (of which I am, and always will be), often toils in the relative anonymity just below the first layer and the politicos. You can find everything there, including bastards, but again, it's not the dominant descriptive. Those that are ambitious can go pretty high, and now that pretty high includes lots of money, and the FT mindset, for lack of a better expression.

The third category is already too large to categorise meaningfully. The majority of these has always gone to the private sector, so the lure of money has not changed so much in the past decades. They follow the common wisdom (l'air du temps) more, I suppose - like everybody else.

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes

by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:50:49 AM EST
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I may be unfair, but I have seen what gruelingly competitive academic processes do to people, and it's not pretty. Especially to those who start low-class and de-classthemselves as a result.

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 09:01:11 AM EST
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He didn't go through the grandes écoles.

He's an MD and has a master's in biochemistry.

Not that that explains anything...

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:00:31 AM EST
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Oh, it explains a lot. Too much organic solvent during the biochemistry labs.
by Francois in Paris on Sat Apr 29th, 2006 at 01:43:12 AM EST
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He was once mayor of Toulouse, and will be again, once his stint as useless minister is over. He'll come back and pick up the job again.
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:42:27 AM EST
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Can he be sent back to Lourdes? Maybe there his mental retardation will be cured by divine intervention.

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:48:31 AM EST
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Not sure he'll be mayor again in Toulouse. The previous mayor, Dominique Baudis, who was genuinely popular and handed him his seat, now really, really hates him (for not supporting him when he - Baudis - was wrongly slandered in an ugly child molestation ring case) and may come back just to "get" him.

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:54:38 AM EST
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I think the municipal elections are in 2008. Baudis can't come back before then. I expect he would be re-elected then, though his departure, the unconvincing explanations for it, and the weird sex case have left question marks over him.

(Not, I don't think, that many people believe the fantastic sex stories had any truth to them, but that the case exposed a seamy, probably corrupt side to the way Toulouse town/police/justice were administered ten to fifteen years ago).

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 08:11:56 AM EST
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The involvement of Baudis in the Allègre affair was a complete sham and I don't think it would prevent Baudis from running in Toulouse and winning with a margin suitable for an Belarus dictator.

And the reasons for his departure from Toulouse were reasonably credible. Baudis is not your average politician. He inherited his city from his father rather than fight his way through party politics and he quickly got to do interesting stuff there without too much pain. Issue is that, with this type of career, he never had to develop the kind of appetite needed to survive the cannibalistic mores of national politics and I think he was smart to realize that he would not survive if he tried to get a shot in Paris.

So, after 17 years as Toulouse's mayor, not much left to prove and as a former (real) journalist, the CSA was a rather good move (and a good place to settle a few old grudges with a few "old friends" inside public broadcast), no?
by Francois in Paris on Sat Apr 29th, 2006 at 02:10:31 AM EST
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winning with a margin suitable for an Belarus dictator
In Spain we call this "a bulgarian-style congress". I wonder what actual historical vote this phrase refers to.

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Sat Apr 29th, 2006 at 04:22:25 AM EST
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I don't think we disagree. Except that his departure was not necessarily as well understood in Toulouse as you seem to understand it. Also that the CSA is a paltry prize compared to the mayorship of one of the top bunch of French cities. If he comes back, he'll have to explain why he ever left in the first place. As I said, he'll win. Er, the Belarus dictator bit is a joke, isn't it?
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Sat Apr 29th, 2006 at 08:03:06 AM EST
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Er, the Belarus dictator bit is a joke, isn't it?
Yeah yeah, don't worry. I was just afraid that "a score suitable for an African president for life" was a bit too cliché [esp now that even some of the former Françafrique countries are actually having free, fair and honest elections] and a bit too un-PC to boot for ET :>
by Francois in Paris on Sun Apr 30th, 2006 at 12:18:43 AM EST
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For what's left of the honour of Toulouse, let's point out that Douste was "parachuted" in from Lourdes, of which he was previously mayor. A man of miracles.

BTW he's a doctor by profession. I'd say he beats the one Barbara met (Venezuela/Spain) by a mile, seeing the comments Jérôme cites.

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:38:12 AM EST
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He even seems to think that there is just one interpreter in France, sitting at Quay d'Orsay.

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:39:42 AM EST
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In fact I think he knows his drill well enough: the only interpreter sits in the Elysee.

Naming non-entities to the Quai d'Orsay and the Defence Ministry is the expression of the 5th Republic doctrine of the president's hold on these policy areas. Chirac is de facto head of Foreign Affairs and Defence. The Prime Minister is only consultative in these matters.

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:51:36 AM EST
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Why don't they just do like Berlusconi, who nominated himself minister of foreign affairs for a while?

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 07:52:44 AM EST
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Ah, but that would be bringing the president down into the fray of everyday politics. Can't have that, now, can we?
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 09:03:18 AM EST
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As if the 5th republic hadn't been designed to keep everyday politics in the grip of the president.

guaranteed to evoke a violent reaction from police is to challenge their right to "define the situation." --- David Graeber citing Marc Cooper
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Apr 28th, 2006 at 09:04:52 AM EST
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