The Bush family couldn't own an island nation even if it wanted to.  Neil Bush keeps blowing the family wealth on Asian hookers, and Dubya's entire fortune comes from insider trading, and from convincing the people of Texas to build, and then give to he and his colleagues, a stadium.  (The baseball team wasn't worth anything, due to the fact that the Rangers have always been, and will always be, a terrible team.  The stadium, however, was worth millions.)

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin