See? This is why you don't want my brain. Everyting is connected to everything else in there, it's kind-of exhausting. Nothing is 'mere'. — Richard P. Feynman
Give me a mint-in-box brain with 100 billion fresh neurons and I could probably swop it for something really worthwhile.
But I will get out of here now and leave the thread to get serious... You can't be me, I'm taken