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give someone directions in Cambridge or Boston.

That's more than a job, almost a vocation. I remember spending an evening in a taxi looking for an address in what I thought was Boston. The driver was a funny guy, he didn't know his way around too well, which might be explained by the Columbian import he kept ready-rolled (and ready-to-share) on the dashboard. When we didn't find the street, he decided to go back to Logan (where he'd picked me up) to ask the state troopers. State troopers didn't know. Neither did the police in three or four places we went, or people we stopped in the street. We went over to Cambridge to try, but people there, though they're supposed to know a lot, didn't know about this. I was beginning to get hardened to breezing into police stations with a banana-sized smile and a flashing sign over my head saying Stoned Agin, when a police officer said: "Peaceable Street ain't in Bawston, it's in Brighton!"

From there on, it seemed, everything was clear (though not to me...) End of ride at midnight. Good thing the driver had turned the meter off a long way back :-)

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Thu Aug 3rd, 2006 at 07:54:12 AM EST
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Oh, I know. I get asked directions a lot, anywhere I go. I must look approachable, or something. After living in Cambridge for several years I got pretty good at it. What really doesn't help is that there are many streets with the same name in Cambridge, Boston, Birighton, Allston, Sommerville, etc, etc. And these streets will be nowhere near each other even if the towns are. For directions to some locations from others it was a very good idea to begin with "you can't get there from here", and then proceed with "but if you insist, this is how you do it", and "yes, this is the simplest route, through parking lots, back alleys, and all".

I love that area. Completely insane streets with no hope for reasonable traffic flow. And the local authorities must have passes some ordinance mandating that each street be dug up at least once a year, and then patched unevenly, we wouldn't want a smooth ride for anyone, now would we. In eight years I rode two sturdy mountainbikes from cradle to death on those roads. During this time, the very short stretch of Mass. ave. in Cambridge that I rode was constantly under construction. They were digging, and filling, and patching, and digging again. Compared to this Geneva really has its shit together. Smooth roads, entirely reasonable traffic, well organized everything. I had a far more passionate relationship with the roads of Cambridge/Boston. How I miss them!
(No snark should be read into the above passage, I am entirely serious. I loved those roads, dangerous and damage inflicting as they were on a bike.)  

by someone (s0me1smail(a)gmail(d)com) on Thu Aug 3rd, 2006 at 09:06:03 AM EST
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they're still working on mass ave in Cambridge. I just moved out of Boston a few months ago.

One of my favorite "automobile insanity" facts about Boston is the rule that any street that crosses Washington street has to change names. If I recall correctly there are five different Washington streets just in Boston proper.

you are the media you consume.

by MillMan (millguy at gmail) on Thu Aug 3rd, 2006 at 04:17:03 PM EST
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