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at the height of enlargement emails, I took one email account, and added up the increase that I'd been guaranteed. if I had responded to them and the guarantees had been correct, by the end of the year my penis would have been 53 feet and seven inches long and eight and a half feet round. I was going to turn it into a website, but was advised that Hormels would take rather a dim vue of the name I had chosen for it. it was going to be called spamcock. somewhere I have all the artwork and everything.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Sat Oct 20th, 2007 at 05:56:11 AM EST
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You clearly had too much spare time...

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by In Wales (inwales aaat eurotrib.com) on Sat Oct 20th, 2007 at 06:00:48 AM EST
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and am easily distracted and obsessed with stupid things.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Sat Oct 20th, 2007 at 07:02:29 AM EST
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