Cat people take the idea that their cat may have come from another planet seriously, because it's possible they did as well. And I'll give my consent to any government that does not deny a man a living wage-Billy Bragg
Dog people let their dogs lick their face after they've just finished licking their nether regions. And I'll give my consent to any government that does not deny a man a living wage-Billy Bragg
I'm in the computer lab at school, and that made me laugh. And I'll give my consent to any government that does not deny a man a living wage-Billy Bragg
I may need a video camera to prove that Sunday jumps on my bladder every morning, before I wake up. Our knowledge has surpassed our wisdom. -Charu Saxena.