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New Rule: If you slow down as you approach a zebra crossing, let the pedestrians cross the road! Don't bloody re-accelerate as one Nordic pedestrian misinterprets the initial deceleration as the kindness of a stranger, as opposed to the act of an inconsiderate asshole who should pay more attention to the road instead of his fucking cellphone. And then he has the bloody audacity to get all pissed off and start honking like it's New Year's eve as if it's my fault he never learned to drive properly!

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde
by NordicStorm (michael<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 01:57:18 PM EST
Where did that happen?

After my experiences in rural France and Frankfurt this summer, I started to ignore the basic road traffic rule for pedestrians in Hungary (wait until you don't see any cars in both directions and then cross the zebra...), step down whether cars slow down or not, and start to walk while staring right in the eyes of the driver of the first car.

I produced a number of surprised looks and strong brakings after an incredulous first two seconds. But surprisingly, I have never been honked yet.

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.

by DoDo on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 02:11:30 PM EST
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The best part BTW is the look of other pedestrians, staring at me from beside the road.

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 02:13:32 PM EST
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step down whether cars slow down or not, and start to walk while staring right in the eyes of the driver of the first car.

I thought that was how you're supposed to cross zebras. I've always done that, since I was knee high. Treat traffic with contempt, always.

keep to the Fen Causeway

by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 02:24:17 PM EST
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That´s a good attitude, but I don´t think I can achieve the command of traffic that you have.

Our knowledge has surpassed our wisdom. -Charu Saxena.
by metavision on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 03:26:29 PM EST
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Yep!  It works, doesn't it?  I call it the ´I´ll-do-flamenco-on-your-hood´ look, even if I am ready to run anyway.

Our knowledge has surpassed our wisdom. -Charu Saxena.
by metavision on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 02:55:58 PM EST
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do people tease me when I say I do this?

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 04:36:12 PM EST
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I think it may be the way you, well, "accidentally" assault the cars while you're at it. ;)

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 04:40:39 PM EST
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It's the bit where you pick up the car and start beating it off the ones in the queue behind it that amuses us...
by Colman (colman at eurotrib.com) on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 04:41:32 PM EST
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Excellent. I think it is better not to look at the car at all, though. It gives you a 'hapless pedestrian who did not notice me' quality.
by nanne (zwaerdenmaecker@gmail.com) on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 05:16:53 PM EST
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In which case they honk and curse, unfortunately. If I look at them, they presumably suspect they overlooked something. (Butit will never come to them that what they overlooked is official traffic rules.)

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 05:21:18 PM EST
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Screw that: you want to evoke the stories their mother told them of the Big Bad Jérôme Monster that would rend their car apart with his bare hands if they gave pedestrians any crap ...
by Colman (colman at eurotrib.com) on Thu Nov 29th, 2007 at 05:30:48 PM EST
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Eye contact. First Monderman rule. Then, drive the point home that driving a car does not make anyone the next best thing since sliced bread on this planet.

Unfortunately, if I'd follow my own approach in SA, I would've been six feet under.

by Nomad on Fri Nov 30th, 2007 at 02:58:05 AM EST
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Sure, but that wouldn't have done me no good[1] since the douche wasn't paying any attention whatever to anything beyond his oh-so-important phone call. I can only assume it was a very special kind of cell phone that temporarily disables your optical nerve. Either that, or I'm sticking with my original theory: the guy is a giant asshole[2].

[1]Yeah, a double negative!
[2]I will now return to my regular sentence-to-expletive ratio.

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde

by NordicStorm (michael<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Fri Nov 30th, 2007 at 05:10:54 AM EST
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Did this happen in Finland?...

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Fri Nov 30th, 2007 at 06:09:46 AM EST
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Yup. Obviously I expect walking outside to turn into a real-life simulation of Frogger when travelling in more populous areas...

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde
by NordicStorm (michael<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Fri Nov 30th, 2007 at 07:08:03 AM EST
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