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Sure, but that wouldn't have done me no good[1] since the douche wasn't paying any attention whatever to anything beyond his oh-so-important phone call. I can only assume it was a very special kind of cell phone that temporarily disables your optical nerve. Either that, or I'm sticking with my original theory: the guy is a giant asshole[2].

[1]Yeah, a double negative!
[2]I will now return to my regular sentence-to-expletive ratio.

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde

by NordicStorm (michael<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Fri Nov 30th, 2007 at 05:10:54 AM EST
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Did this happen in Finland?...

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Fri Nov 30th, 2007 at 06:09:46 AM EST
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Yup. Obviously I expect walking outside to turn into a real-life simulation of Frogger when travelling in more populous areas...

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde
by NordicStorm (michael<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Fri Nov 30th, 2007 at 07:08:03 AM EST
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