For the record, I myself never thought of what you write above, or you being stupid, I just thought you were... normal 18 :-)
On the Joe Bloggses of this world, they'd deserve a smackdown from one of their victims ever so often... *Lunatic*, n. One whose delusions are out of fashion.
I decided that clause 4 is an important thing that not enough people know about. But I've been wanting to write this diary for a while and haven't known where to start so it shoved me into action. No bad thing. Ad astra per aspera