Ah come on, don't leave us high and dry! It's just your username I am most curious about... *Lunatic*, n. One whose delusions are out of fashion.
I'm just less charming online
Then you must be excessively charming offline... "Dieu se rit des hommes qui se plaignent des conséquences alors qu'ils en chérissent les causes" Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet
the world's last remaining Stalinist