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When locusts move on, they leave nothing behind
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 06:11:28 AM EST
At first appearance, he is a mystic guru
Fran?
who spouts aphorisms on the evils of the modern world and the salvation to be found in mysticism and natural living.
De?
He has renounced the material world and lives off anything he can get in exchange for his nuggets of wisdom.
Melo?
Usually depicted as slightly overweight (although his size varies), he is bald, has a long white beard, and wears a gown which makes him resemble the Old Testament God or a prophet.

Part wise man, part conman,

Sven?
Mr. Natural has strange, magical powers and possesses cosmic insight, but is also moody, cynical, self-pitying, and suffers from various strange sexual obsessions.
Myself?
He is endlessly being accosted by would-be disciples seeking the truth
Jerome?
(among them such long-running Crumb characters as Flakey Foont and Shuman the human). He typically regards them with amused condescension and a certain grudging affection, although his patience often wears thin and he takes sadistic pleasure in making them feel like idiots.
richardk?
While he is typically very cool and in control, he sometimes ends up in humiliating predicaments like getting tossed in jail for child molestation or languishing for years in a mental institution. In recent years he has entered into a tempestuous relationship with Devil Girl, another popular Crumb character.
I think this is a composite of all of ET. It's hilarious.

"It's the statue, man, The Statue."
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 06:19:49 AM EST
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Here is a clue:

In recent years he has entered into a tempestuous relationship with Devil Girl

But then, who is Devil Girl?

"Ne te courbe que pour aimer..." René Char

by Melanchthon on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 06:34:21 AM EST
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Oh, don't let's go there...

When locusts move on, they leave nothing behind
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 06:36:06 AM EST
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Why not?

devious diva, poemless, vbo, the stormy present, <insert your favourite devil girl here>, ...

"It's the statue, man, The Statue."

by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 06:37:58 AM EST
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...Maryscott O'Connor... the Unbossed community...

"It's the statue, man, The Statue."
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 06:38:56 AM EST
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This one here is Devil Girl:

Er, do we run a poll?

When locusts move on, they leave nothing behind

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 07:19:09 AM EST
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do we run a poll?

Too dangerous...



"Ne te courbe que pour aimer..." René Char

by Melanchthon on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 07:23:30 AM EST
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Too dangerous...

Hahahaha...
Wise man!
by vbo on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 06:37:00 PM EST
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"Ne te courbe que pour aimer..." René Char
by Melanchthon on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 06:59:11 AM EST
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Well you've met me, so of course you are going to get my bit right ;-)

But they're all fun and made me laugh out loud, which slightly distrubed the electrician trying to fix the hot water system which failed to deliver for my shower this morning.

Is there some Law of Phsyics that states that 'important facilities always go down at times their repairers will be unavailable' or is it a just a subclause of Murphy's Law?

You can't be me, I'm taken

by Sven Triloqvist on Fri Mar 9th, 2007 at 08:50:06 AM EST
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