But I think it would win on dropping the last sentence. The third paragraph is the crescendo and deserves to finish it of.
Otherwise, just hilarious.
Al enemigo, ni agua we say in Spanish [don't give anything to the enemy, not even water] Can the last politician to go out the revolving door please turn the lights off?
A pleasure I therefore claim to show, not how men think in myths, but how myths operate in men's minds without their being aware of the fact. Levi-Strauss, Claude