beat me to it!
priceless...

great diary, parody is the sharpest tool in the box.

the terrible, logical next step is all the prisoners turning electricity-producing flywheels all day, or out-producing the chinese in poisonous junk, (can't be feeding these no-good bums valuable protein without getting something in return!), and for those unfortunate to fall sick and die, rendering into oil like they do with turkey gizzards.

as for giving them ideas, ha ha...they have plans that make these look like kids'stuff, bet on it..

 wouldn't we consider it an honour to provide our new overlords with an extra hummer-mile or two in return for our miserable proletarian existences?

after harvesting our organs, natch...

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it. Chinese Proverb.