"Oh, I'm glad that my parents got really drunk one night in High School and got knocked up, or I wouldn't be here."
OK, I'll volunteer to go too far: "Thank God " ... no on second thought even I cannot bring myself to type the "logical extreme" version of that. No asbestos suit is thick enough. -----sapere aude
Yes, positions are firmly entrenched so that's probably the wisest. -----sapere aude