I suppose auntie might be jealous of her nieces, but as a practical matter, one is happily married to her high school sweetheart and the other lives over a 1000 miles away.  The other factor is that in her family, this is just how women look so there is nothing to get jealous over.  In fact, auntie just DOTES on her nieces so jealousy is probably the last thing on her mind.  So I seriously doubt that my life expectancy is in any jeopardy over this.

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