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This should be a post, not a diary | 24 comments (24 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

Re: This should be a post, not a diary (4.00 / 9)

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. But don't ask me how they got in there...

Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.

by poemless on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 05:25:59 PM EST

Re: This should be a post, not a diary (4.00 / 3)

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

Hey, Grandma Moses started late!

by LEP (rafifoon@yahoo.com) on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 03:59:51 AM EST
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Re: This should be a post (4.00 / 3)

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by Drew J Jones (blahblahblah@blahblahblah.com) on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 06:38:33 AM EST
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Re: This should be a post, not a diary (4.00 / 5)

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. He holds it there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

;-D

by the stormy present (stormypresent aaaaaaat gmail etc) on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 04:10:27 AM EST
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Re: This should be a post, not a diary (4.00 / 2)

Hey, there should be a separate diary for feminist light bulb jokes.

Hey, Grandma Moses started late!

by LEP (rafifoon@yahoo.com) on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 06:58:37 AM EST
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Re: This should be a post, not a diary (4.00 / 3)

If it makes you feel any better, the lightbulb joke for actresses has the same punchline.

by lychee (lychee9393 A yahoo D com) on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 07:16:37 AM EST
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Re: This should be a post, not a diary (none / 1)

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Feminists don't screw.

by redstar on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 08:34:00 AM EST
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Re: This should be a post, not a diary (4.00 / 4)

I beg to disagree, based on empirical knowledge...

"Ne te courbe que pour aimer..." René Char

by Melanchthon on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 08:41:55 AM EST
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Re: This should be a post, not a diary (4.00 / 5)

In fact, I do too. Actually, a lot better than the rest.

I'm just mouthing the words to the joke I heard...

by redstar on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 08:44:04 AM EST
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Re: This should be a post, not a diary (none / 1)

Feminists don't mince words; they fuck.

Hey, Grandma Moses started late!

by LEP (rafifoon@yahoo.com) on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 08:52:20 AM EST
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