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When I telephoned one fund to ask if we could interview some of their quants, the receptionist told me that I was unlikely to get permission, partly because of the secretive, commercially sensitive nature of their work but also, because many of them in that fund are autistic.

BBC NEWS | Business | Mathematicians' role in market mayhem

What a metaphor...

Now where are we going and what's with the handbasket?

by budr on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 10:22:03 AM EST
Whatever.

We have met the enemy, and he is us — Pogo
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 11:04:30 AM EST
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Sorry, mig, I wasn't thinking about the mathematicians.  I was thinking of the people who hired autistics and still don't understand why their financial models have taken leave of reality.  Is that not a metaphor for what's wrong with the whole stinking mess?

Now where are we going and what's with the handbasket?
by budr on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 01:10:21 PM EST
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Migeru:
I don't know what's worse: the receptionist claiming mathematicians are autistic, the journalist printing it, or you believing it and running with it.


We have met the enemy, and he is us — Pogo
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 11:06:05 AM EST
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You can't have expected them to come up with a serious discussion, though.  These things must be rushed, since there are more important issues to deal with After all, Britney Spears is having another meltdown, and Michael Bloomberg might be running for president.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 12:54:06 PM EST
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 Of course, all mathematicians are autistic.

Pile of wank.

by Colman (colman at eurotrib.com) on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 12:02:26 PM EST
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Well, if autistic means "Them don't bother to wear suits to work, I tell you ! some don't even shave daily !", that's not that unlikely.

Un roi sans divertissement est un homme plein de misères
by linca (antonin POINT lucas AROBASE gmail.com) on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 12:06:50 PM EST
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Sure, and if "cancer ridden" means "has a bit of a cold" ...
by Colman (colman at eurotrib.com) on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 01:15:33 PM EST
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Have you taken a bank health test for taking a loan recently ?

Bankers tend to be on the square side on these kind of things.

Un roi sans divertissement est un homme plein de misères

by linca (antonin POINT lucas AROBASE gmail.com) on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 01:20:08 PM EST
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I'm sorry.  I guess my point was lost in the stereotype.  Autism is a very real, very serious mental illness, having nothing to do with mathematics.  The problem is not autistic mathematicians.  The problem is financial managers who are so obsessed with making the numbers look good on paper that they begin to believe they can evade reality if they can just manipulate the numbers enough.  If they just hire clever enough people to manipulate the numbers, they can make the reality of a mountain of bad debt look like it's something else.  If the current crisis was really caused by a bunch of autistic mathematicians in the back room, would it make the crisis any less real?

Now where are we going and what's with the handbasket?
by budr on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 01:41:02 PM EST
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The problem is that the financial managers can now go around blaming the mythical autistic mathematicians and people will believe them.

We have met the enemy, and he is us — Pogo
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Sat Jan 26th, 2008 at 01:45:04 PM EST
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Migeru, perhaps it is presumptuous of me, but I think of you as a friend.  If I have offended you I apologize.  That was not my intent.

Now where are we going and what's with the handbasket?
by budr on Sun Jan 27th, 2008 at 10:46:00 AM EST
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