As you will be aware, it's difficult enough to unionise a  group who work together in the same building. Imagine trying to organize a group which ranges from people who hunt celebrities at night in the West End of London to ones who jet off to the other side of the globe if there's a rumour that conflict is about to begin and compete to get closest to the deadly action - often for peanuts - and resent the prices the paparazzi can get for celeb trivia.

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner - that I moved to Nice.