I'm not going to bellyache, I'm just going to note that as a registered voter in the District of Columbia, I have no voting representation in Congress, so I only barely count as an American citizen.

And this is not meant to influence your vote in any way, but I would love to send Al Franken to the Senate.  I mean, if I had a Senator, I wouldn't mind it being Al Franken.  Not that I have a Senator or anything, but all I'm saying is that Al Franken would be a good one.  Not that anybody cares about what DC voters think about who should be in the Senate.  Because, you know, we don't have a Senator.