I thought first I would present him with a chocolate cake with a light bulb sticking in it. I'd say there's not enough room for that many candles, but it's a 60 watt bulb - and then switching the lamp on say, 'anyway, it was a good idea'. Of course I have to get this past the electrician's union.
But then I thought I don't support incandescent lamps - so should I stick in a flourescent and say 'I know it's only 11 watts, but it's equivalent to 60.'
I know, I know - I live a futile life...
But which should I do? The neat joke or the progressive joke? I mean, with the latter, I might get a follow up question about energy.
Or....I could do both. Start with the 60 watt, then pull it out and switch it for the 11 watt to make a point. Hmmm You can't be me, I'm taken
But you could start with the incandescent and see if the 60 idea lit up some neurons, then change for fluorescent and say you'd given him back his youth... and just as bright!!!
You've got yourself a job, imo ;)
Finnish brekkers TV is a strange and wonderful thing that I never watch. It is unlike the British version - sometimes it has lively debates. You can't be me, I'm taken
My suggestion: Go make nice-nice and then the guy will owe you one.
I don't do nice-nice ;.)
The favour is for someone else. I may well be Plan B in case the aging rocker has a senior moment. However there is always the possibility of a double senior moment, since we'll be partying the night before. I hope they have a Plan C. You can't be me, I'm taken
