Touché.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

I think it's in the nature of Rivers. let me introduce you to my old fluid aquaintance the River Nene now that even has disagreements of the pronunciation of its own name. If you live above a certain Bridge the river is pronounced Nenn and below that it's Neen, although the recent influx of population from outside the area has caused the lower river pronunciation to spread. (but they're still wrong) and that's only on a 60 mile long river.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.