I got hit by a drunk cyclist once.  That was interesting explaining to the prof I was working for.

MfM: I can't make it in today.

Prof: Why?

MfM: I was hit by a drunk.

Prof: Are you all right?  How much damage did it do to your car?

MfM: It was with a bike.

Prof:  He hit you on on your bike.  Are you ok?

MfM: He was on a bike, I was walking.

Prof: You were hit by a drunk cyclist?

MfM: That's pretty much the story, I have tire mark on my calf.

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