I love neologisms.  I think I may have helped invent the word "hatriot."  And Jerome shares my joy in the term "hackademic."  But you know "frenemy" was thought up by the same people who brought us "Bennifer" and "Brangelina" and is being used by the same people who say "crackberry."  It's not interesting.  And if you use it, I'm going to think you read People magazine.

Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.