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You ... put syrup on your doughnuts?

Oh boy.

Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.

by poemless on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 12:32:08 PM EST
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Nnno, that was a bad attempt at naming the amorphous substance chocolate becomes when mixed with bits of sugar in liquid form and poured on the donut to freeze. E.g. something like:

Can't say I liked it... then again, comparing the thick fat stuff Budapest street vendors sell as "pizza" to the original Italian restaurants make, it may be that what Chief Wiggum got so fat on is actually much less fatty.

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.

by DoDo on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 12:43:01 PM EST
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I think the generic term would be "frosting."

They are rather sweet if you're not used to them.

by lychee on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 12:53:04 PM EST
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Yes - frosting.  Not all "American" donuts have frosting or filling.  I like the ones covered in powdered sugar or cinnamon sugar.  They are very dense, cake-like.  They are good with milk, and I eat them when I am sick.  I don't know why.  They've no nutritional value, but I crave them when I am sick.  I also like the kind filled with custard and covered in chocolate.  They're basically a very low-end eclair.  mmmm...  custard...

Of course, I will take a croissant over a donut any time.  And after the elections, I could happily never see another box of Dunkin Donuts (worst crap for food offenders ever) for the rest of my life.

Home-made donuts are good.  I guess I am surprised, because my mom made home-made donuts when I was a kid, and when I went to Russia, lo and behold, they made identical donuts there.  I just assumed everyone ate donuts!  lol.

Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.

by poemless on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 01:02:55 PM EST
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Animal fat and sugar can be helpful when you are sick. Nutrition isn't everything.

Depends in what way you are sick. But I am an advocate of the idea that in unusual circumstances (like being sick) then listen to your body, because it knows.

I am a war puritan child. There was no sugar when I was a kid. Thus my behaviour never became disordered ;-)

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by Sven Triloqvist on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 01:14:31 PM EST
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Ive been cured by v mild diabetes. Almost never eat anything sweet. I can't cope with raw sugar rushes so avoid such things. I can only eat a doughnut if I can intercept the maker and stop them rolling it in the sugar.

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by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 01:48:55 PM EST
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I was always wary of salt. I would always cook and put out the Maldon Sea Salt for people to adjust my creation to their own taste.

But then I had all these routine tests and discovered I was a bit short in the salt department. So I've had a packet of 'Kartano' (Manor) kettle-cooked crisps every Friday and really enjoyed it ;-)

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by Sven Triloqvist on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 02:27:47 PM EST
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They have "artisinal" kettle cooked crisps over here. I like it when they say hand-made or hand cooked; does that mean that somebody took each crisp and dunked it in the hot fat with their bare hand ? Or do we mean a human hand pressed the switch that lowered several tons of machined potato into a cauldron of boiling oil ?

These things are never clear

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by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 02:33:22 PM EST
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I liked the idea that Pringles escaped some court case or other, because their industrial chips are not made of potato as such, but some kind of starchy 'massa' unrelated to potato.

Marketing...Oh, I am going to hell and I love the thought of it.

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by Sven Triloqvist on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 02:40:39 PM EST
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Back during the mercifully short period when I was pretending to be an engineer, we were shown a project which counted fruit distributions in fruit salad. (Really - people were being paid good money to consult on this.)

Some of the fruit is bleached. For other strategic fruit marketing destinations, such as pie and doughnut fillings, it may also be pulped and reconstituted into square-ised pseudo-cube lumps.

The natural colour of the bright red cherries in tinned fruit salad was zombie-grey. They only became lipstick red after they'd been marinated in colouring for a few hours.

Things may have changed now, but I'd guess that a lot of what comes out of food processing factories is still rather disturbing in its naked state.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 03:02:21 PM EST
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Breakfast Oatmeal comes with several types of dried "fruit" including apple,  "peach," "strawberry" etc.  But neither strawberries nor peaches would hold up for the process while apples would do so just fine.  So they take apple chips, dye them red or yellow and add artificial flavors that make them taste remarkably like peach or strawberries. My palate cannot tell the difference.  The clue is on the ingredient list.  Fortunately I am quite satisfied with apple and cinnamon as my standard fare.

As the Dutch said while fighting the Spanish: "It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."
by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 09:18:18 PM EST
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My first job after graduate school, was as assistant donut baker at the Eagle Bakery in Tuscon Arizona in the summer of 1966, so I got to learn all about donuts.  They come in two basic varieties: raised donuts and cake donuts.

Raised donuts are made from dough.  My challenge was learning how, in one week, to prepare a 20 gallon tub of yeast based dough, let it rise, roll it out, cut it into  donuts and fry them in hot oil.  This was done in a rectangular pan about 2'x 3'x 1'deep containing hot cooking oil.  Into that was placed a "flipper" which was a steel device with a series of vertical blades attached to a handle with which one could, at once, turn over all of the donughts in the pan.

While the dough was rising, I made the cake donuts, my favorite.  They were made from a cake batter with baking soda as a leavening agent.  We had a container on an articulated arm that could be moved over the fry pan.  I mixed the batter and poured it into the container.  The container had a crank handle which, when turned would drop a ring of cake batter into the fry pan.  This arrangement allowed me to drop rings  quickly into the pan.  This was done without using the flipper.  As the cake donuts cooked and needed turning, I would use a wooden stick to flip them over and then to extract them.

While the donuts were still warm some would be placed alternatively on each side in various pans containing sugar or sugar and cinnamon.  Alternatively there were warm pans of various icings which came from five gallon containers.  I would grab two donuts, dip them in the icing and then set them on a drying tray.

We had another machine that was used for jelly filled donuts.  It had two hollow tubes about 3/8" diameter that tapered down at the ends to the 1/4" inner diameter.  These were the terminations of a jelly container into which various flavors of jelley filling would be placed.  There was a foot switch which, when placed would dispense a set amount of jelley.  Grab two donuts, slide them over the tubes and press the foot switch, repeat as required.

My only real mishap was when I lost my grip on one of the handles of the flipper while extracting it from the fry pan and it slipped back in, sloshing hot oil over my abdomen and hands.  Fortunately quick action by more experienced bakers led to getting all affected skin quickly out of danger and cooled off by water.  I only suffered first degree burns and, while allowed to leave early, was back at work the next night.

The only real perk was that, as a baker, I was allowed to take home a loaf of my choice, or its equivalent,  each night.  I developed an appreciation for Rye, Pumpernickel, Khala and other specialty breads that remains.

As the Dutch said while fighting the Spanish: "It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."

by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 01:43:21 PM EST
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Fascinating! And I mean that most sincerely ;-)

Always ask the person that stands by the machine about how to make it better...

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by Sven Triloqvist on Thu Nov 20th, 2008 at 01:58:18 PM EST
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