When a cannibal asks me for a visa, I'll make sure he knows and formally agrees that murder, boiling people and cannibalism are not allowed here.
He could be granted a visa on the condition that he would agree on remaining caged in a zoo and provided that you'd be able to finish your sentence explaining his rights and duties as a guest to the great country of yours...
Also, would he be allowed to import any meat from back home?
;p
Darn, I didn't even think of that. And what if the guy gets hungry and, in all naïveté, demands his favourite dish, invoking his right to cultural exception! Darn, darn.
Ok. Changed my mind. Noooo cannibals here. NEXT ! :P Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last! (Martin Luther King)
His friend says:
"Good grief, what happened on this holiday of yours, then...?"
"...it was self catering..." explains the cannibal.... "Any economic unit can emit money. The serious problem is to get it accepted" Hyman Minsky
