This is my first black Friday experience & it is a trip. Kind of sad. Fights, tears, desperation. Ah, the spirit of the season!

I don't know why she decided to do this to herself this year, but I have an inkling it has something to do with her kids getting old enough to want shit they see on TV.

Truth unfolds in time through a communal process.

My mother used to drag me out to Black Friday sales when I was a little kid, but we dropped it as things got more and more psychotic.  Tickle-Me Elmo was the point at which it got out of hand, I think.  It was all downhill after that.

It's just insane and always winds up being tragic.  I wouldn't go unarmed nowadays.  And there's nothing in the stores you can't get online.  It might cost a few bucks more, but I'll pay five bucks extra to, you know, not die.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin