I'm really bad at shoes: I'm more or less neutral among most of them, can't off any useful feedback during shopping trips and don't really see the point of high heels, but even I can tell that, unless you're a reindeer herder in full traditional dress or something, those things are inexcusable.
Any they wear them in summer here. I can't imagine what that smells like at the end of the day.
Yeesh.
</insane rant>
Step away from the computer, Colman. Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
