"One thing i can't stand is a mess."
"Dead?. No excuse for laying off work."
"Evil.. turned out.. hum hum... rather well."
"I am the Supreme Being, i'm not entirely dim." "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
I think you can make a good case that it's more likely there's no God than it is that Carlsberg is the best lager in the world.
A frankly undrinkable beer. Fai de bèn a Bertrand, te lou rendra en cagant