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Catholics ordered to keep quiet over Virgin visions | Independent | 13.01.09
Catholics who claim they have seen the Virgin Mary will be forced to remain silent about the apparitions until a team of psychologists, theologians, priests and exorcists have fully investigated their claims under new Vatican guidelines aimed at stamping out false claims of miracles.

The Pope has instructed the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, formerly the Holy Office of the Inquisition, to draw up a new handbook to help bishops snuff out an explosion of bogus heavenly apparitions.

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The visionaries will then be visited by a team of psychiatrists, either atheists or Catholics, to certify their mental health while theologians will assess the content of any heavenly messages to see if they contravene Church teachings.


by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 03:17:50 AM EST
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Beyond comment really

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 06:19:07 AM EST
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I love the way that the virgins message has to be checked to see whether it contravenes the churches teachings. I can just imagine that conversation.


Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 06:36:32 AM EST
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That's the part that really makes the whole thing surreal.

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 06:37:55 AM EST
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She's a chick. You need a penis to be able to do theology. Well known fact.
by Colman (colman at eurotrib.com) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 06:39:03 AM EST
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It's a cross we have to bear....

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 06:41:38 AM EST
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I looked up the original article in Petrus. Seems that the Vatican is quite aware of modern technology:

In tal senso, chi è oggetto di accertamenti da parte dell'autorità ecclesiastica, sarà chiamato a consegnare alla Commissione insediata dalla Diocesi anche le apparecchiature informatiche in suo possesso, compresi i personal computer, per consentire di verificare se abbia mai effettuato ricerche in materia di apparizioni in Internet, uno strumento ricco di informazioni per chi volesse `copiare' o imparare da veri veggenti il senso teologico di messaggi celesti.In that sense, a person who is under investigation by the
Church will also be expected to deliver to the Commission established by the Diocese all equipment in his possession, including personal computers, to make it possible to verify whether he has ever researched heavenly apparitions on the Internet, which is a rich source of information for those wishing to 'copy' or learn from true visionaries the meaning of celestial messages.
by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 04:23:41 PM EST
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Really...
by vbo on Tue Jan 13th, 2009 at 07:57:17 PM EST
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