Astrological Light Bulbs
Astrological Light Bulbs How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light Bulb? Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it? Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process. Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out. Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth. Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you? Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order. Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb? Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so... Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb? Author Unknown
How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light Bulb?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
Author Unknown
It seems to have been one of their more successful net meme experiments, still doing the rounds thirteen years later. :)
But then I may also be waiting for LED technology...!!!! Or the one after that... "What can I do, What can I write, Against the fall of Night". A.E. Housman
However, today I got new ceiling lights at a bargain price. Now place your bets to decide how many weeks it will take for me to install them... Ad astra per aspera
<rolls over, scratches mane, goes back to sleep>
