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Yes on statehood, no on border fence.
Thanks for asking :-)
It reminds me of one of the alternatives which "Le Nouvel Observateur" offered their readers:
On an on-line poll they gave the following options to the question if Turkey should join the EU:
1 - Oui; 2 - Non; 3 - Et pourquoi pas la Chine?
I voted 3.