If you're banking on any of these, and are fairly young, I submit that you might as well be in Vegas.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

For people with more money than sense, art beats stocks and property. And, unlike getting a new car, they are happy if they have to pay more. There's nothing like putting your futures up on a wall ;-)

You can't be me, I'm taken

you are the media you consume.