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Ain't nothin' to worry about, though.  Them ol' Mississippi Democrats is jussa buncha no-good polecats.

You see?

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue Mar 11th, 2008 at 02:25:11 PM EST
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Massa Clinton is the lady in the couple? Or Bill?
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue Mar 11th, 2008 at 02:28:07 PM EST
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It's Bill.  Hillary would be Miss Hill'ry.  Gotta address the man of the house first in Mississippi.  Very early-1900s.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue Mar 11th, 2008 at 02:30:58 PM EST
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"Massa" would obviously be Southernspeak for "Master," hence it's Bill.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue Mar 11th, 2008 at 02:32:12 PM EST
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That's what I thought. Childhood reading. Unca' Tom's Cabin. (No, not Mississippi.) Tom Sawyer/Huck Finn? (Honky childhood reading...)
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue Mar 11th, 2008 at 02:39:26 PM EST
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Hey, afew, don't you go getting all Samuel Clemens on us.

Unless

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin

by Crazy Horse on Tue Mar 11th, 2008 at 02:56:15 PM EST
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"The Awful German Language" by Mark Twain
slipshod and systemless

Perhaps I should read all of it and find he's joking.

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Tue Mar 11th, 2008 at 03:00:22 PM EST
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Twain (IIRC) also wrote a piece where he lamented the French translation of one of his stories, which he then proceeded to translate back into English word-for-word, with humorous results...

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde
by NordicStorm (michael<-at->sturmbaum.net) on Tue Mar 11th, 2008 at 03:04:10 PM EST
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"Gretchen.
    Wilhelm, where is the turnip?
Wilhelm.
    She has gone to the kitchen.
Gretchen.
    Where is the accomplished and beautiful English maiden?
Wilhelm.
    It has gone to the opera."

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
by Crazy Horse on Tue Mar 11th, 2008 at 03:28:32 PM EST
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Ah, "Unca'" is another good one.

Should be a fun night in Mississippi.  We'll see who wins between "B'rack O-BAM-uh" and "Hill'ry Clint'n".

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue Mar 11th, 2008 at 03:02:26 PM EST
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