In other bad news, Russia's sending some monkeys to Mars... (Those monkeys they just bought from Uganda?)
Anyway, Laika! We will never ever forget!!
New monument to spacedog-martyr:
Probably it is a good thing they're putting monkeys on Mars, as it looks like the human race is about to fizzle out here on earth. Primate colonization of Mars seems like as good a "Plan B" as any... "Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
'Russia. We have put the monkeys on the Mars.'
[everyone in mission control looks at each other, shrugs, and starts filling out their next job application]
Are they bringing them back? Because bringing them back would be cool.
Pizza, anyone?
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!