I spent quite a bit of time in that country and it was an amazing place
there were a few things that surprised me about it:
Considering where you live, you must have heard Kolumbien. *Lunatic*, n. One whose delusions are out of fashion.
don't ever drive in Colombia unless you have piloted in Formula 1
Why? Is no overtaking allowed? "It's a mystery to me - the game commences, For the usual fee - plus expenses, Confidential information - it's in my diary..."
lots of those roadside memorials in Colombia...