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A Day in the Life : What Makes the Average German Tick? - International - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News
What do Germans earn? How much do they drink? How loyal are they? How often do they lie? What do they believe in? What are they afraid of? How often do they have sex? How do they die? A new SPIEGEL report gives a unique picture of the average German and how they think, live and love.

Last year Thomas Müller ate 42.9 kilograms (94.6 pounds) of fruit, consumed 540 glasses of alcoholic beverages, wore pajamas to bed, watched at least 1,200 hours of TV, drank champagne at birthday parties, received new music CDs for Christmas, drove to work and had sex with his wife 117 times. He is a man without secrets.

In the same year, Sabine Müller ate 57 kilograms (126 pounds) of fruit, consumed 229 glasses of alcoholic beverages, slept in a nightgown, occasionally baked a cake and watched more than 1,400 hours of TV. She has an orchid in her living room and puts up a real Christmas tree for the holidays -- and she had sex with her husband 117 times. She is a woman without secrets.

The Müllers spent two weeks of the year on vacation -- in Germany -- and on Jan. 1, 2008, they discovered that they had gained 370 grams (13 ounces) over the holidays. Thomas is 45, 1.79 meters (5'10") tall, is slightly overweight at 83.5 kilograms (184 lbs), and earns €3,702 ($5,923) a month gross. His wife, Sabine, is three years his junior, 1.66 meters (5'5") tall and weighs a little under 67 kilos (148 pounds). She works part-time, wears her hair long but not too long, runs the household on her own and likes reading horoscopes.

by Fran (fran at eurotrib dot com) on Mon Apr 28th, 2008 at 12:58:39 PM EST
So this is the average German. But what about the standard deviation German? What is the distribution function of Germans?...

*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.
by DoDo on Mon Apr 28th, 2008 at 02:24:29 PM EST
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Trust a German couple to have sex the same number of times with each other.
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Mon Apr 28th, 2008 at 04:10:49 PM EST
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it's the old question, If men are more promiscuous than women, who exactly are they being promiscuous with?

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon Apr 28th, 2008 at 04:12:58 PM EST
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"Owt wi'ole" as our cousins above the Midlands would have it. And have there not been a number of reports recently of gentlemen attempting congress with machinery?

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Mon Apr 28th, 2008 at 04:22:34 PM EST
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I won't go looking for the perenial internet favourite pic of the gentleman wearing ladies underthings, whilst having his apropriate organ "Resting" inside the exhaust pipe of a car

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon Apr 28th, 2008 at 04:26:40 PM EST
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Thank you for desisting. This is a family site.

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Mon Apr 28th, 2008 at 04:33:02 PM EST
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Thank you for desisting. Even if this is not really a family site.
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Mon Apr 28th, 2008 at 04:59:29 PM EST
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Each other, of course.

You shouldn't be so heteronormative to presume that sexual intercourse requires both a man and a woman.

Member of the Anti-Fabulousness League since 1987.

by Ephemera on Mon Apr 28th, 2008 at 04:40:35 PM EST
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