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Just heard on the radio, the BBC's exit polls say Boris has won the role as London Mayor. It's not the result but....

Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Idiots.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 05:46:27 PM EST
I've said it before and remain confident that a Boris win in London is the death knell for Cameron in Britain.

Boris will be so spectacularly bad that his close association with Cameron will be a lead weight on the tories, Labour will be able to say, "as Boris does, so will the Tories".

and it will be right under the national media's nose, the Evening Standard will try to emulate the Beltway blowhards in ignoring how crap he is but sooner or later, in order to protect their credibility, they'll have to start painting him as the idiot he is.

keep to the Fen Causeway

by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:02:03 PM EST
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I did like the reported Boris Interview, when he got distinctly evasive upon being asked about wether there were any more affairs to come out. On the grounds that he couldn't remember how many he'd admitted to.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:10:29 PM EST
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This city is going to become unlivable by the time we get a chance to boot the idiot out.

When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:21:12 PM EST
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I'm assuming Boris Johnson is a Tory.  What's his deal?

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:23:16 PM EST
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He's a clown.

Ken Livingstone ran full-page ads in the papers yesterday saying "don't vote for a joke, vote for London".

When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes

by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:26:01 PM EST
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He certainly looks like a clown, or, really, more like a character out of Little Britain.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:28:57 PM EST
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From a year ago...

Guardian Unlimited | Comment is free | Boris the jester, toff, serial liar and sociopath for mayor

What about Boris the sociopath? Apart from being caught often lying to all and sundry - he was fired from the Times for making up a quote - how has he survived the Darius Guppy scandal when he was recorded agreeing to find a journalist's contact details so old Etonian friend Guppy could have the man beaten up? How badly? Guppy suggested just a few cracked ribs. Later when Guppy was jailed for a £1.8m insurance fraud, Boris explained his role with: "Oh poor old Darry was in a bit of a hole. He was being hounded." Can Cameron really get through nearly a year's mayoral campaign by just laughing and saying, as he does, "Boris is Boris"? If he were to win, Cameron would be in a worse hole still.


Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:45:09 PM EST
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Poor Cameron.  This is quite a character.  Your very own Reverend Wright.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:52:21 PM EST
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not just that but he was one of Camerons best friends at school.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:56:15 PM EST
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This is an amazing case of miscalculation. The only reason Johnson is the Tory candidate is that nobody else "serious" would take on Ken because they all thought Ken would rout them. And it turned out Ken was beatable.

When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:53:41 PM EST
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Bizarrely, Boris has managed to paint himself as a folk hero.

The British like naughty. Labour seems so dour and serious in comparison.

So Boris is really quite popular, because so many morons think a bit of naughty will do London some good - and it'll be two fingers to that grumpy old git Ken with his bolshy ways, his congestion charge, and his ferrets.

That's about the level of discourse we can look forward to.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:58:53 PM EST
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and his ferrets

?

Don't tell me he went all Rudy Mussolini on London.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 08:06:20 PM EST
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European Tribune - The first London Mayoral Debate
But the point is that being a former police commander doesn't make Paddick automatically the strongest candidate on crime, especially in the eyes of the press. And, on this note, the promised authoritarian bend of Ken Livingstone: he didn't just say that crime has improved in London because he's puched for having more police on patrol, but  that he referred to Rudolph Guiliani as a model a couple of times. Here he had a debate with Paddick on crime figures. Ken had promised that following the Guiliani model and bringing more police on the street would eventually reduce crime by 50% - we're clearly not there yet. The issue is that the Metropolitan Police's own statistics show a 20%-25% decrease in crime figures but Paddick pointed out the British Crime Survey (apparently based on a few thousand interviews with residents) which doesn't show a decline in the incidence of crime.


When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 08:09:23 PM EST
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Yeah, but I was wondering about the ferret reference.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 08:14:53 PM EST
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It was a famous 80s soundbite - 'Red Ken', as he was then, kept pet ferrets. This made him seem dangerously proletarian and was clear evidence of militant tendencies.

I don't think Livingstone is an idiot - he's at least tried to put together some kind of transport plan for London, which is more than Boris will do. And he wasn't popular with Blair and Brown for his very public dislike of the PPP schemes which he was forced to use - one of which wasted at least £3bn of public money for very little result.

But he has drited towards authoritarianism, which isn't going to win him any votes.

Like Nu Labour, if he loses it's going to be because of popularity, not because of his actual record - which isn't an unmitigated success, but is probably as good as anyone can expect from the current crop of UK politicians.

I have nostalgic reasons for liking him. When he was head of the GLC during Thatcher's hell-in-a-handbasket years, he tried to cut the cost of using tubes and busses down to positively European levels - at least until Thatcher abolished the GLC from under him.

So I think his intentions are good, but he does have an egomaniac side which doesn't make him very likeable, and often leaves him less effective than he could be.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 08:47:24 PM EST
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By the way, Livingstone is an idiot.  The drop in crime predated Rudy! and his "Beat the Niggers Senseless" policing.

Not that I'd expect Livingstone to be anything other than an idiot on policing, this being the guy who has apparently turned London, with the help of Parliament, into Airstrip One minus the "steamers".

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 08:18:35 PM EST
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this is a photo from His Eton days, it's a pic of a drinking club, a sort of Junior skull and bones if you will.
number 2 is David Cameron, and number 8 Boris Johnson.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:54:04 PM EST
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Is this the club one of whose purposes is to trash restaurant dining halls?

When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:56:03 PM EST
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Thats the one

I think the unnumbered one is Darius Guppy, but am not sure. It's not noted on the key, but I'd always been told hewas on this picture

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:57:55 PM EST
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That is an amazingly bad picture.  Jesus, it's every awful '80s pop video I've ever seen, all in one still.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:01:39 PM EST
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Only, not actually a pop video.

And they really do dress like that. Still.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:48:24 PM EST
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The outfits wouldn't be as bad if not for the hair styles.  The mullet alone should disqualify Cameron from ever entering 10 Downing St.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:57:43 PM EST
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Surely Oxford, no?

Member of the Anti-Fabulousness League since 1987.
by Ephemera on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:59:50 PM EST
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D'oh yes, post eton  what was I thinking, been reading too much onBoris today.

Cameron: from Eton drugs to Oxford excess - Telegraph

The Bullingdon Club, satirised by Evelyn Waugh as the Bollinger Club in Decline and Fall, is not the naughtiest club in Oxford. The Assassins is more eccentric, the Piers Gaveston more erotic and the Stoics more emetic.

But Buller is the most solidly, reassuringly, predictably, ritualistically naughty of the dining societies.

Over 150 years, it has evolved from a club devoted to the pleasures of hunting things and playing cricket, into a club devoted to breaking things and passing out and dinners that cost £100 a head and more.

Brasenose contemporaries say Mr Cameron was a fringe member of the sub-species Bullingdon Man.



Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:06:30 PM EST
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How can anyone with that in their CV be elected to public office? "I'm a spoiled yob."

When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:11:49 PM EST
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simple, he's not the communist.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:15:18 PM EST
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Yeah, but I thought y'all were supposed to run shrieking with terror at the very mention of yobs?

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:17:10 PM EST
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Maybe that's where Cameron's hoodie hugging comes from.

When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:18:54 PM EST
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Yobs are working-class. These thugs are upper-class.

Say what you like, but the English still know what goes in what drawer.

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri May 2nd, 2008 at 02:09:39 AM EST
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WHy is Boris the only one with trousers a couple sizes too small?

When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:00:15 PM EST
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I can just see his stuttering response to that question.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:35:57 PM EST
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In many ways he's Britain's Bush. Out of touch, doesn't do detail, doesn't so much delegate as abdicates responsibility.

Gratuitously offensive to minorities, superficial. Often hasn't even done the background reading on the issues upon which he's deciding. As somebody once said, "he's hugely ambitious, but lazy, so he gets other people to do the work and then elbows them out of the way". He's stepped on a lot of heads on the way up.

keep to the Fen Causeway

by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:53:08 PM EST
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He's a total liability and the Tories will have to micromanage him to prevent huge embarassment. Which of course isn't possible so they'll dig their own graves in London soon enough.

Ad astra per aspera
by In Wales (inwales aaat eurotrib.com) on Fri May 2nd, 2008 at 09:31:41 AM EST
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Waddaya mean become ?? I've been telling you since you arrived to get the heck out.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:54:05 PM EST
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Heh.  I was going to ask the same thing.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:58:23 PM EST
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After the reelections of Bush and Berlusconi, how can you remain confident?

When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. — John M. Keynes
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 07:22:55 PM EST
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for a Tory to be in charge of the City, as it is about to go down and crash under its own weight...

Sweet.

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes

by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Fri May 2nd, 2008 at 08:15:11 AM EST
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AFAIK, he isn't in charge of the City of London, which is run by a fuedal institution called the City of London Corporation a body which has its own entirely separate Lord Mayor.

It truly is of the banks, for the banks, by the banks because directors of financial insitituions are able to vote irrepsecitve of where they live. As there are hardly any residents, it's the banks whose voice dominates.

Most of the voters live in the West End or have farms in Buckinghamshire or Oxfordshire to the North West.

keep to the Fen Causeway

by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Fri May 2nd, 2008 at 08:45:01 AM EST
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but London will still reel from the weakness of the City, and he can be blamed for it, however unfair that may be personally.

In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
by Jerome a Paris (etg@eurotrib.com) on Fri May 2nd, 2008 at 10:48:14 AM EST
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One would like to think so, but I imagine it will be Brown who takes the heat for this. After all, Johnson wasn't even in charge when it happened and Johnson has no function in doing anything about the fallout.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Fri May 2nd, 2008 at 10:53:08 AM EST
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Link?

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 06:18:44 PM EST
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