We know a few A's (none of whom we have really socialized with much), quite a lot of B's (with whom we have socialized plenty) and an embarrassing number of C's. D, E, F and G's are two a cent in Finland. Z's you can scrape up off the road. By A list, we mean people you have never heard of, but people who might in Finland be called ' Julkkis' or celebrities with nothing to celebrate.

We think it will succeed. The reason being that noone organizes parties for the over 30's. We've had a few and they have been great successes. Give youngish couples an excuse to dump the kids on the grandparents and they're ready to boogie. The owners of large local taxis are just begging us to organize more of these events. The owner of the karaoke taxi is even more enthused.

What we mostly discussed, of course, is how to sell the event. A list people like to slum it - if it is fun. B lists want to be where the A lists are. C Lists will naturally feel comfortable. Everyone below C would like to move up.

We would also invite the stringer for the West Newland local newspaper. We will have life support systems available - the shock could be life threatening.

The point is, of course, that all are human 100%. We'd like to break down the barriers...

You can't be me, I'm taken