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Well I was told this morning in all seriousness, that "all the extra earhquakes we're getting are because of all trhe oil we've stolen that was lubricating the geological plates"

Do you ever have days when, even as an atheist, Praying for the human race might actually seem to be a good idea?

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon May 12th, 2008 at 03:18:08 PM EST
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"all the extra earhquakes we're getting are because of all trhe oil we've stolen that was lubricating the geological plates"

Actually, that is funny.  lol...

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.

by poemless on Mon May 12th, 2008 at 03:30:54 PM EST
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I think we're beyond prayer and moving switfly into *EPIC FAIL* territory.

Maybe mammals are a bad idea in general?

Sponges seem quite tame. You can't do a lot of damage as a sponge. And if you get to be a really really big sponge, you might even get around to discovering relativity - just because it's more interesting than being stuck to the bottom of the ocean all day without your mouth open.

But stop me if I'm being too optimistic here.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Mon May 12th, 2008 at 05:35:03 PM EST
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i dont know, if sponges do become the dominant lifeform, they might soak up all of the available oceans.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Mon May 12th, 2008 at 06:08:39 PM EST
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by Sassafras on Mon May 12th, 2008 at 06:14:25 PM EST
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