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BBC Scotland: "World's Worst" poems up for auction.

Poems by the Scottish poet William McGonagall, who died in 1902, are expected to fetch up to £6500 at auction.

The public failed to share McGonagall's generous assessment of his own talent, and he was regularly subjected to ridicule while hawking his poems on the streets of Dundee.


Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

McGonagall Online

by Sassafras on Fri May 16th, 2008 at 02:44:27 AM EST
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by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Fri May 16th, 2008 at 04:03:28 AM EST
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A rare talent.

McGonagall Online: The Death of Lord and Lady Dalhousie

The Death of Lord and Lady Dalhousie

ALAS! Lord and Lady Dalhousie are dead, and buried at last,
Which causes many people to feel a little downcast;
And both lie side by side in one grave,
But I hope God in His goodness their souls will save.

And may He protect their children that are left behind,
And may they always food and raiment find;
And from the paths of virtue may they ne'er be led,
And may they always find a house wherein to lay their head.

Lord Dalhousie was a man worthy of all praise,
And to his memory I hope a monument the people will raise,
That will stand for many ages to come
To commemorate the good deeds he has done.

He was beloved by men of high and low degree,
Especially in Forfarshire by his tenantry:
And by many of the inhabitants in and around Dundee,
Because he was affable in temper, and void of all vanity.

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Fri May 16th, 2008 at 04:24:38 AM EST
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In French, we distinguish between poète and versificateur (or its rather derogatory synonym, rimailleur). I found equivalents for these words in several other European languages. I like the Italian poetucolo.

You're clearly a dangerous pinko commie pragmatist.
by Vagulus on Fri May 16th, 2008 at 07:00:25 AM EST
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