Geoff Gerbers wife: "Don't answer it."

"I beg your pardon."

"Don't answer it."

"And may I ask why?"

"--it's a wrong number."

"Well then by all means let's not answer it.  Heh heh.  But I think I should ask you this Althea, uh, how do you know it's a wrong number?"

"It has a different sound.  Wrong numbers sound more neurotic because the circuits are confused--"

"I see."

"--and it just upsets it if you answer it."

"Uh huh, it's strange but, it sounds like a right number to me."

"No, you're wrong."

"You're nuts!"  Picks up phone.  "Hello?"

"Geoff Gerber?"

"Yes."

"Move out, nigger."

Puts phone down.

"It was a wrong number..."

"They've been calling all day."

Don't fight forces, use them R. Buckminster Fuller.