But we have no sympathy for you skinny guys when you fall, as there's no real impact, other than gravity. ;-)
If i were to come up with a native name for you, i couldn't, because there's no word for "cynical." (Said with a smiley of respect for your political astuteness.)
I would call you "Dances Against Penn." PENALTY! GELBE KARTE! "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
In many native societies, Clan Mother carries at least the same weight.
For example, in Rotinnosonni (Mohawk) society, the women held the power of impeachment. The Chiefs were approved by the Clan Mothers, and it was only they who had the right to remove the men. If a Chief was not obeying the will of the Clan Mother's circle, she would send a warrior to inform him. He was always given the chance to have second warning, which was more public. There would be no third warning, simply, his antlers were removed by force if necessary.
This right of impeachment from the oldest WORKING democracy in the world was studied by Ben Franklin in great detail, as he spent several decades learning it's methods. (When he invited Thomas Paine to come from England, he recommended that Paine learn basic Mohawk so he could attend the treaty meetings to see democracy in action. Ben's second greatest income after the Farmer's Almanac was the publication of treaty minutes with the Iroquois.) Among other practices taken from his understanding of the Iroquois Confederacy was the idea of impeachment. Sadly, he gave it to the men, though Pelosi doesn't honor the tradition well. "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
The whole story of "contact" between the cultures is fascinating. Did you know that early US settlers often tried to recapture settlers taken by "Indians" only to find that they didn't want to leave? Especially women, as European women had never before experienced equality and respect.
There was so much of the European "Enlightenment" based upon the early contact with "natural man." Locke, Rousseau, Hobbes. One of the most popular French novels of the 17th century was a supposed recount of a trader's experience with "natives." (Why can't i remember the name?) "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
"Dances on Penn" perhaps? Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin