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Yeah, the crowd that witnessed multiple vodka poisonings abroad and returned with 1) a suspicious attitude toward the origin of all vodka and 2) the ability to drink a fratboy under the table.  ;D


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by poemless on Wed May 21st, 2008 at 01:51:37 PM EST
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Okay, I'm with you on the first point about the origins of vodka (never touch the stuff), but in re: frat boys I'm going to use my "Normal person wins Special Olympics" comparison again. When you can drink a group of alcoholic English under the table, we'll talk. ;)

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Wed May 21st, 2008 at 01:55:04 PM EST
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My days of drinking anyone under any table are long over.  But give me some credit.  Wait, I don't deserve credit.  Whatever.  Drink a group of alcoholic Russians under the table and we'll talk!  ;)  

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Wed May 21st, 2008 at 01:58:54 PM EST
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One of them was of Russian origin.  Does that count, or do I need real ones?

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Wed May 21st, 2008 at 02:00:57 PM EST
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No, real ones. I think I know what she means. It's like Manx drinkers; you think the english are bad ? Wait till you meet them. They're in a whole 'nother league.

keep to the Fen Causeway
by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Wed May 21st, 2008 at 02:05:06 PM EST
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There is nothing that compares to a Russian opening the window in winter to retrieve the bottle and offering the next toast to his willing guests.

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
by Crazy Horse on Wed May 21st, 2008 at 02:12:09 PM EST
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And putting it on the floor near the table leg when it's empty...

You can't be me, I'm taken
by Sven Triloqvist on Wed May 21st, 2008 at 02:22:40 PM EST
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:)

I still do it.

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.

by poemless on Wed May 21st, 2008 at 02:24:48 PM EST
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Ok, you can win this game if you want.

But I'm not sure that you can put the English and the Russians in the same class.  I mean, we're talking about a country in which vodka is imbibed for an astronomical number of health reasons.  And and equal number of social reasons.  So having some quota of vodka in your veins at all times is a defacto given.  That's not really "drinking."  That's the control group.  Not for alcoholics, for everyone.  (Things have changed I think.)  It may even be considered dangerous NOT to have vodka in you (what will kill the latent germs in you?!)  

I began to panic when after a few months I'd lost the ability to feel drunk or buzzed.  My two states were conscious and not.

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.

by poemless on Wed May 21st, 2008 at 02:24:24 PM EST
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Why panic?  That's empowerment, I tell you.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Wed May 21st, 2008 at 02:33:57 PM EST
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