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Why was Governor "Sonny" Perdue praying for rain in Atlanta, and why was he reelected in a landslide?  Because people are stupid.

But that's my elitist opinion.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue May 6th, 2008 at 09:00:33 AM EST
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Maybe because it rained? Praying for rain has the advantage that it often  seems to work. Praying for low gas prices is another matter....
by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Tue May 6th, 2008 at 09:04:31 AM EST
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Actually, it didn't rain after his prayer vigil.  Which is hilarious, because he -- I think it's fair to say deliberately -- chose to do it on a day when rain was in the forecast.

Nobody, of course, questions whether the Magical Space Daddy was sending Sonny a message with that, though.  When good things happen, all glory goes to God.  When bad things happen, it's the Lawd's will, for he is "testing" us.

Or something.

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin

by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Tue May 6th, 2008 at 09:09:52 AM EST
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Why hilarious? It just proves that by picking the day based on the forecast he was demonstrating lack of faith, and God reacted accordingly.

With gas prices the situation gets more complicated. Presumably Ahaminajad, Putin, and Tillerson are all praying for higher gas prices, so God has to decide which of these prayers to listen to...

by gk (g k quattro due due sette "at" gmail.com) on Tue May 6th, 2008 at 09:57:56 AM EST
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I doubt Putin (or the others) would leave that in the hands of God.  He's a bit more, er, pro-active about these things.

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
by poemless on Tue May 6th, 2008 at 02:49:10 PM EST
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True.  He'd just have God assassinated, or exiled to London (where all non-Iraqi exiles are apparently required to go). ;)

Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. - George Carlin
by Drew J Jones (myfriends@thisispancakes.com) on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 09:34:03 AM EST
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heh, well said, gk!

he with the strongest thought-form wins...

call on godde to turbo your desire, multiverse as giant amplifier of will allocation.

~"When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate." Karl Jung~

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 05:57:51 AM EST
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